
Game: Elite Beat AgentsSong: SeptemberComposer: Earth, Wind & Fire
Above: Honestly, I don’t care for this cover. See the true version below
Okay, this entry is almost cheating. Full disclosure: This being the first day of September, why not celebrate the band who gave the month its name.
Above: Great game, but I’m just using it as an excuse
That’s right, if today’s GMotD is going to be poor excuse to play one of the greatest disco funk songs in history, let’s just go ahead and falsely credit Earth, Wind & Fire with creating the entire month of September (Suck it, Mayans!) which was originally known as “Septober” before the song premiered on Volume 1 of the band’s “Best of” album in 1978.
Above: THAT’S THE ONE!
The game I’m using as an excuse to play the song is Elite Beat Agents, a seemingly forgotten rhythm title from 2006. Sad, because it’s a ridiculously charming little music game, and even Nintendo seemed to have enough early faith in its potential to take on the publishing duties. Unfortunately, the word never got around stateside and the US has yet to receive any of the stylus-jammin’ successors enjoyed by Japan.
Above: I’ll have whatever Japan’s having, k thx
Call it bizarre if you want to, humorless xenophobes; I thought the idea of dispatching dancing government agents to help motivate people through their problems was one of the most creative and hilarious presentations I’d ever “seen.”
Above: “Seen” probably isn’t the right word, as you’re normally too busy frantically keeping step with the bottom screen to see the absurdity occuring up top. Please take the time to enjoy it now
But yeah, using licensed music is sort of a copout we tend to shy away from for Game Music of the Day. Otherwise we could write a two year’s worth of articles on Rock Band music alone, and nobody wants that. But I love “September” dearly, so if you don’t care for TC Moses’ cover at the top of the page then you should’ve seen the game I almost went with before remembering it was in Elite Beat Agents:
Meh: “September ’99” from Dance Dance Revolution Universe
SEPTEMBER 1, 2010

Game music of the day: Ninja Gaiden
Bazlisk Mine Field by Keiji Yamagishi, “B.B.”
Game music of the day: Double Dragon
Title Screen by Kazunaka Yamane
Game music of the day: Gradius III
Invitation by Ueko, Uehara, Muraoka and Morimoto
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Above: Fictional?
Above: Honestly, the pod is way better than Snake’s making it look





With the release of Metroid: Other M just a few days away, now is the perfect time to scan through Nintendo’s venerable sci-fi series and poke fun at all its physical inconsistencies. We did it for Mario and Bowser, then for Link and Ganon, and now it’s time for Samus, Ridley and Kraid to fess up and explain why they can’t pick a size and stick with it.
Above: Ridley’s first appearance is less than imposing. He’s so tiny! 






Above: Samus is now eye to eye with Ridley’s chest, though they still look more or less like their NES counterparts 



Above: My, he’s certainly grown. Considering how far back he is, he’s actually taller than he was in Super Metroid 













Above: Treyarch states that this isn’t part of their “official” announcement… although that certainly looks like an official URL
Above: That’s TODAY, if you’re just waking up. The message now reads “FULL MULTIPLAYER REVEAL SEPTEMBER 1ST” in the same font
Above: Why deny PS3 owners the right to do this early… AND WHAT OF THE POOR WII?!?!!?
Above: See? Two chummy pals shanking the hell out each other like God intended 






Above: The original Metroid ending offered three views of Samus’ true feminine form, with faster times earning less clothing. God, those sure are sexy squares
Above: Metroid II for the Game Boy followed up with this alluring selection of lingerie, much more womanlike than the horrifying pixel blobs that came just a few years prior
Above: Super Metroid regresses a bit, as a swimsuit is one thing, but the dress/boots/lipstick combo actually comes off a bit crass compared to the fairly traditional Samus of Metroid II
Above: Eight years later, Metroid Fusion introduced something like five different endings, the skimpiest of which you see here
Above: Then in 2004, Metroid Zero Mission brought us this orange number that’s never been seen since
Above: Zero Mission also introduced the now-standard Zero Suit, which has been seen in Prime 3, Smash Bros and Other M
Above: Here she is in Other M during a cutscene. The Zero Suit is skin tight, so it kinda counts as underwear, but it’s more like a second skin that can instantly summon her power suit than casual wear